I want to do adult things with you
*whispers* taxes
*moans* pay the mortgage
*breathes* go make sure we turned off all the lights, our utility bill was fucking $300 this month
*tremors run through body* did you pay the baby sitter
DO NOT KISS A GIRL WHEN SHES MAD i am so tired of media portraying this as a good way to end an argument okie when ur partner is mad and yelling at u do not just kiss them to shut them up and make up okie how about u just fucking listen to your partner when theyre trying to tell u somethign
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Bae says he’ll be there in 15 minutes
*cleans up the house*
*shaves*
*rubs cocoa butter all over skin*
*puts a little jasmine oil between thighs*
*does hair real quick*
*cooks a meal*
*eats a gallon of pineapples*
*saves the world*
*ends world hunger*
Bae: I’m outside
*opens door*
Bae: what you was up to?
Me: nm just chillenWhy pineapple?
oh
oh hun
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At 16 or even 21, nobody is worth stressing over. Like move on, leave people behind. Go find yourself, the world is yours. Life goes on.
Pictures Any Dog Owners Will Understand.
Precious cinnamon buns, too good for this world, too pure.
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You know them girls that be so captivating that you don’t even care if they give you some pussy. You’re just satisfied with conversing and sharing a space with them.
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I’m the type of girlfriend who always just wants to annoy you like let me hold your fucking hand and let me just hug your back and put my head under your shirt or bite your shoulder or bite your nose or hug your head or some shit idk i love you hoe
Bite your nose. Yep
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